Purple Cow

Winner for the week of 9/14/2018

I never saw a Purple Cow,

I never hope to see one,

But I can tell you, anyhow,

I’d rather see than be one!

Note: This poem is not a student submission. Gelett Burgess was a poet in the early 20th century, and this poem is now in the public domain. I just needed a couple of posts to make sure the website is working and that posts look the way I want them to. But it is a great poem! One of the first I ever memorized

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Gelett B is a ninth grader at Dead Poets Middle. He loves to lie around, chill, relax, decompose, etc. (He's very dead). He also enjoys exotic breeds of cattle and hopes to one day